There’s almost nothing I enjoy more than a good burger. But the classic hamburger, with all of it’s juicy, delicious, fat-saturating goodness, is like the wild card boyfriend you had when you were 22. It’s hot and beefy, and generally satisfying, but as time goes on, you and your metabolism start to grow up, and realize it’s time to move on. Greater Orlando regional beer pong champion or not, this one’s no good for you.
So, strung out from red meat withdrawals, you start looking around for something a little healthier, and lo, the turkey burger is right there to comfort you.